Commentüs on: More Jude Law has a Jet Pack

By: FollicleMan

FollicleMan — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:04:06 +0000

The stories were pretty funny, but it was your last comment that really cracked me up.

Now I’m going to save it in my “Funny Quotes from The Internet” document.

By: Robotman

Robotman — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:15:47 +0000

Damn you squinty eyed devils! Stop reading my blurred out newspaper articles! There is no comedy in there! I was too lazy to write a real fake newspaper article and blur it out. There, I’ve said it.

The next one’s going to be nothing more than “Fuck you you blurry reading motherfucker” repeated 300 times.

By: Joshua

Joshua — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 01:20:11 +0000

Is the article in the paper about Canada’s first marine protected area? I’m not sure why I care.

Actually, your response will not help me, due to the fact that I am now legally blind.

I’m dictating this.

By: Patrick

Patrick — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 14:38:07 +0000

“…decided that fleeing in a blind panic was the better part of valor.”

It’s as if those words were formed by the Gods a million years ago, and had hung in the ether, just waiting to be plucked.

Thank you sir.