Comments on: Today I was Kidnapped and Taken to IKEA http://robotmantheblog.com/2007/01/29/today-i-was-kidnapped-and-taken-to-ikea/ Where the political elite gather to share their thoughts concerning Dick Jokes. Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:10:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU By: Vile Lasagna http://robotmantheblog.com/2007/01/29/today-i-was-kidnapped-and-taken-to-ikea/#comment-1577 Vile Lasagna Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:31:51 +0000 http://robotmantheblog.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/today-i-was-kidnapped-and-taken-to-ikea/#comment-1577 I'm still oblivious to the outcome of your experience with Ikea, what I know is that mine left me with permanent brain scarring from a day in which I spent 15 hours there filling 11 of those lovely trolleys with furniture (in a week I had already spent 20 (plus or minus 5) hours in there) I’m still oblivious to the outcome of your experience with Ikea, what I know is that mine left me with permanent brain scarring from a day in which I spent 15 hours there filling 11 of those lovely trolleys with furniture (in a week I had already spent 20 (plus or minus 5) hours in there)

]]> By: Michelle http://robotmantheblog.com/2007/01/29/today-i-was-kidnapped-and-taken-to-ikea/#comment-1506 Michelle Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:16:37 +0000 http://robotmantheblog.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/today-i-was-kidnapped-and-taken-to-ikea/#comment-1506 I just discovered your blog a few days ago, and I've been going back from the first page in my free time since then. I am almost embarrassed to read it when anyone else is in the room, because for several posts now, I have been lol-ing to the point of not breathing. I did the exact same thing to my boyfriend that your girlfriend did here...I just thought it was insane that he'd never been to Ikea, and I love it so much I made him come. So, thanks for the hilarious posts. I just discovered your blog a few days ago, and I’ve been going back from the first page in my free time since then.
I am almost embarrassed to read it when anyone else is in the room, because for several posts now, I have been lol-ing to the point of not breathing.
I did the exact same thing to my boyfriend that your girlfriend did here…I just thought it was insane that he’d never been to Ikea, and I love it so much I made him come.
So, thanks for the hilarious posts.

]]> By: anadcharm http://robotmantheblog.com/2007/01/29/today-i-was-kidnapped-and-taken-to-ikea/#comment-141 anadcharm Sun, 26 Aug 2007 18:23:37 +0000 http://robotmantheblog.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/today-i-was-kidnapped-and-taken-to-ikea/#comment-141 Hi! I just saw your post on the wordpress front page and the title caught my attention! Your experience at IKEA is too funny, loved the conversation with your girlfriend and how you agreed to go at the end! haha! love it!! Balancing things on your head, now that's something new to try when bored!! heehee. Take care! ;) Hi! I just saw your post on the wordpress front page and the title caught my attention!

Your experience at IKEA is too funny, loved the conversation with your girlfriend and how you agreed to go at the end! haha! love it!!
Balancing things on your head, now that’s something new to try when bored!! heehee.

Take care! ;)

]]> By: cb http://robotmantheblog.com/2007/01/29/today-i-was-kidnapped-and-taken-to-ikea/#comment-69 cb Wed, 21 Mar 2007 19:02:13 +0000 http://robotmantheblog.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/today-i-was-kidnapped-and-taken-to-ikea/#comment-69 Mr Robotman, A friend of mine linked to your article pertaining to my little ponies, which was hilarious. So, I decided to peruse your blog, and found this rant on IKEA/Girlfriends, which was pretty funny. I saw your question at the comment part, "Have a clever Wildean retort to one of my arguments?", so I googled the phrase 'wildean retort'. This was in one of the results, enjoy. "my beautiful 'fuck off'!" cb Mr Robotman,

A friend of mine linked to your article pertaining to my little ponies, which was hilarious. So, I decided to peruse your blog, and found this rant on IKEA/Girlfriends, which was pretty funny.

I saw your question at the comment part, “Have a clever Wildean retort to one of my arguments?”, so I googled the phrase ‘wildean retort’.

This was in one of the results, enjoy.

“my beautiful ‘fuck off’!”

cb

]]> By: ill http://robotmantheblog.com/2007/01/29/today-i-was-kidnapped-and-taken-to-ikea/#comment-68 ill Wed, 21 Mar 2007 17:01:48 +0000 http://robotmantheblog.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/today-i-was-kidnapped-and-taken-to-ikea/#comment-68 i wish i had a multi fallus to sit on when i was a child... i wish i had a multi fallus to sit on when i was a child…

]]> By: Sally http://robotmantheblog.com/2007/01/29/today-i-was-kidnapped-and-taken-to-ikea/#comment-67 Sally Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:31:38 +0000 http://robotmantheblog.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/today-i-was-kidnapped-and-taken-to-ikea/#comment-67 Ha ha... I just discovered your blog. I have to say, I like IKEA, but your conversation with your girlfriend makes me want to not like it. "I don't buy furniture all the time, often from the comfort of my own home." And as a grammar nerd: your grammar is appreciably good. (Mmm... appreciably) Ha ha… I just discovered your blog. I have to say, I like IKEA, but your conversation with your girlfriend makes me want to not like it. “I don’t buy furniture all the time, often from the comfort of my own home.”

And as a grammar nerd: your grammar is appreciably good. (Mmm… appreciably)

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]]> By: Anonymous http://robotmantheblog.com/2007/01/29/today-i-was-kidnapped-and-taken-to-ikea/#comment-65 Anonymous Tue, 30 Jan 2007 16:07:33 +0000 http://robotmantheblog.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/today-i-was-kidnapped-and-taken-to-ikea/#comment-65 ^It's true; few people can be said to quip better quips than you. ^It’s true; few people can be said to quip better quips than you.

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]]> By: Anonymous http://robotmantheblog.com/2007/01/29/today-i-was-kidnapped-and-taken-to-ikea/#comment-63 Anonymous Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:34:53 +0000 http://robotmantheblog.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/today-i-was-kidnapped-and-taken-to-ikea/#comment-63 OMG! You are the greatest robotman! Hahaha i can't help smiling everytime i think about u!! How about updating regularly!? I SO look forward to your funny quips!! :) OMG! You are the greatest robotman! Hahaha i can’t help smiling everytime i think about u!! How about updating regularly!? I SO look forward to your funny quips!! :)

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