I would like to marry a sandwich
November 23, 2006 at 10:17 pm | Posted in Blog | 5 Comments
Mmmmmmm, that’s a good sandwich. Excuse me for a second as I do some thinking aloud.
Let’s just say that, hypothetically, some sort of landmark Biblical loophole was discovered, and a marriage between man and sandwich was permissible (here I’m assuming that the sandwiches family is Catholic.) Well then I wonder what that marriage would look like?
Would it look like this?
Well that ends that strange and haunting vision of the future. I briefly considered photoshopping up a picture of the cast of Law and Order : Special Victims Unit and a sandwich with a black eye, but I decided that that would be in poor taste.
Unlike the sandwich. Go eat one now.
Now that’s what I call bringing an article full circle.
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Comment by MissTabasco— November 6, 2007 #
Comic genius!!!
Comment by alvin— January 30, 2008 #
i would marry a sandwhich…but only if it was a giant samwhich…or else id lose it..im listning to a song about sandwiches
Comment by max— February 2, 2008 #
That sandwich has got to be the best in the worl…solar sys…FUCKING UNIVERSE!!!!
Comment by Jared— February 26, 2008 #
Make sure you don’t throw rice at the wedding, or your sandwich bride will get horribly jealous.
There’s some major beef within the starch food group…
Comment by Anonymous— April 6, 2008 #