I would like to marry a sandwich
November 23, 2006 at 10:17 pm | In Blog |
Mmmmmmm, that’s a good sandwich. Excuse me for a second as I do some thinking aloud.
Let’s just say that, hypothetically, some sort of landmark Biblical loophole was discovered, and a marriage between man and sandwich was permissible (here I’m assuming that the sandwiches family is Catholic.) Well then I wonder what that marriage would look like?
Would it look like this?
Well that ends that strange and haunting vision of the future. I briefly considered photoshopping up a picture of the cast of Law and Order : Special Victims Unit and a sandwich with a black eye, but I decided that that would be in poor taste.
Unlike the sandwich. Go eat one now.
Now that’s what I call bringing an article full circle.
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Comment by MissTabasco — November 6, 2007 #
Comic genius!!!
Comment by alvin — January 30, 2008 #
i would marry a sandwhich…but only if it was a giant samwhich…or else id lose it..im listning to a song about sandwiches
Comment by max — February 2, 2008 #
That sandwich has got to be the best in the worl…solar sys…FUCKING UNIVERSE!!!!
Comment by Jared — February 26, 2008 #
Make sure you don’t throw rice at the wedding, or your sandwich bride will get horribly jealous.
There’s some major beef within the starch food group…
Comment by Anonymous — April 6, 2008 #