Japanese Movie Posters for Die Hard
March 8, 2006 at 7:42 pm | Posted in Dirty Pictures | 22 CommentsA couple cute jokes about Japanese translations of English movies. Normally I’m above stuff like this, because making fun of the Japanese is a little like shooting fish in a barrel. Except instead of fish, you’re shooting a perverted businessman, and instead of shooting him in a barrel you’re shooting him beside a vending machine that sells schoolgirls used panties.
Actually, now that I think about it, I guess I’m not above stuff like this. Huh.
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not funny homo
Comment by kek— February 10, 2008 #
is too asshole.
Comment by ay— February 10, 2008 #
I concur. The posters aren’t even real.
Comment by 1234— February 10, 2008 #
are these real? probably not
Comment by Anonymous— February 10, 2008 #
Wow, could those posters be more fake? It would only be marginally amusing were they real, but right now the only thing laughable is the photoshop “skills”.
Comment by Eh— February 10, 2008 #
crappy photoshop jokes should be presented as such.
Comment by tylor— February 10, 2008 #
the funniest thing about this post is the posters. and they are not funny. the least funny thing is the indroductary bollocks. you sir, should be teabagged.
Comment by Charlie— February 10, 2008 #
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He has no shoes! Ha ha. Love it.
Comment by Otep— February 12, 2008 #
What can I say? I didn’t find it too funny really…
Comment by Ben— February 12, 2008 #
They’re not supposed to be real. They’re supposed to be stupid…which they are. Made me laugh nonetheless.
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“A couple cute jokes” – they are ‘shopped. He never said they were real. Faggots.
Comment by Anonymous— February 13, 2008 #
lol hilaious, robotmantheblog. my hat, it fell off for you.
Comment by zephrius— February 14, 2008 #
These are seriously hilarious. Thank you Robotman!
… wherever you are…
Comment by Jason— February 15, 2008 #
Reluctant Hero 3: featuring Samuel R. Jackson.
No one is above such jokery. These are fabulous.
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Thank you for a nice collection of colorful posters.
Comment by Buy Posters— September 1, 2008 #
“crappy photoshop jokes should be presented as such.”
They are presented as photoshop jokes, dumbass. Read the fucking description before the god damned photos.
Comment by fucktard— February 6, 2009 #
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
I enjoyed the rest of you are a-holes
Comment by Anonymoose— February 16, 2009 #
For those that can’t tell, the posters are about 50/50 real/shopped. Do you think that a Japanese poster would have the title and tagline in English? Well, no.
Let me add that it is killing me that this shows up way way above my sites for Japanese movie posters on Google. Way to go pagerank!
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