Japanese Movie Posters for Die Hard

March 8, 2006 at 7:42 pm | In Dirty Pictures |

A couple cute jokes about Japanese translations of English movies. Normally I’m above stuff like this, because making fun of the Japanese is a little like shooting fish in a barrel. Except instead of fish, you’re shooting a perverted businessman, and instead of shooting him in a barrel you’re shooting him beside a vending machine that sells schoolgirls used panties.

Actually, now that I think about it, I guess I’m not above stuff like this. Huh.

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  1. not funny homo

    Comment by kek — February 10, 2008 #

  2. is too asshole.

    Comment by ay — February 10, 2008 #

  3. I concur. The posters aren’t even real.

    Comment by 1234 — February 10, 2008 #

  4. are these real? probably not

    Comment by Anonymous — February 10, 2008 #

  5. Wow, could those posters be more fake? It would only be marginally amusing were they real, but right now the only thing laughable is the photoshop “skills”.

    Comment by Eh — February 10, 2008 #

  6. crappy photoshop jokes should be presented as such.

    Comment by tylor — February 10, 2008 #

  7. the funniest thing about this post is the posters. and they are not funny. the least funny thing is the indroductary bollocks. you sir, should be teabagged.

    Comment by Charlie — February 10, 2008 #

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  9. He has no shoes! Ha ha. Love it.

    Comment by Otep — February 12, 2008 #

  10. What can I say? I didn’t find it too funny really…

    Comment by Ben — February 12, 2008 #

  11. They’re not supposed to be real. They’re supposed to be stupid…which they are. Made me laugh nonetheless.

    Comment by Skeeter — February 12, 2008 #

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  13. “A couple cute jokes” - they are ’shopped. He never said they were real. Faggots.

    Comment by Anonymous — February 13, 2008 #

  14. lol hilaious, robotmantheblog. my hat, it fell off for you.

    Comment by zephrius — February 14, 2008 #

  15. These are seriously hilarious. Thank you Robotman!
    … wherever you are…

    Comment by Jason — February 15, 2008 #

  16. Reluctant Hero 3: featuring Samuel R. Jackson.

    No one is above such jokery. These are fabulous.

    Comment by Kat — February 22, 2008 #

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